Wholesale SALE Cheeseburger Christmas Ornaments Vintage Novelty

cheeseburger ornament, food ornaments, christmas ornaments glass handmade, christmas ornaments unique, christmas novelty, ornaments christmas funny, vintage christmas ornaments, christmas stocking stuffers, christmas ornaments for foodies About sixty designs from last year's run are sitting at fifty percent off right now, which is either a clearance sale or a controlled demolition, depending on how you feel about inventory. Nobody's holding anything. Nobody's reserving anything. It's first come, first shipped, the same policy as a buffet, and about as dignified. Order today, it ships today. Order next week, and whatever's left is what's left — possibly still great, possibly the one nobody wanted for reasons that will become obvious the moment it arrives. Free shipping on orders over $500. Under that, it's 10% off, which is Chive's way of saying we'd still like to see you. A customer once emailed a retailer, who forwarded it to us, to report that her four-year-old had attempted to eat this ornament off the tree. Not licked — attempted, with real commitment, before an adult intervened. Nobody was hurt. The ornament, being glass, did not yield. The child, being four, remains unconvinced that this was the correct outcome. We consider this the single strongest product review this ornament has ever received. It's a shiny glass cheeseburger, hand-detailed down to the sesame seed dots, priced at $3.86 wholesale — genuinely one of the most affordable pieces we make. 438 units on hand, 12 sold last year without much attention, which for a low-ticket novelty item is fine rather than urgent; this is a volume-and-variety piece, not a headliner. Best as a stocking-stuffer or an add-on in a food-themed display case, ideally hung slightly higher than a four-year-old can reach, based on at least one documented incident. Also searches well for: cheeseburger ornament wholesale, food ornaments handmade glass, christmas stocking stuffers funny, christmas ornaments unique wholesale, christmas gifts novelty boutique, novelty christmas ornaments wholesale, diner theme gift shop ornaments, wholesale christmas ornaments for resale