Wholesale I Eat Chapstick (JD Vance)

🚨 WARNING: These stickers and magnets may cause laughing fits in traffic. 🚨 Welcome to Frog Mustard — home of unhinged, weather-resistant, high-quality chaos for cars, laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, fridges, storefronts, and emotionally unstable retail displays. Est. 2023. Over 50,000 sold, 7,000+ five-star reviews, featured in The New York Times, and stocked in 70+ retail stores, including Zumiez. You’re in weird company. PRODUCT INFO: Rectangular bumper stickers are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches. Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches. XL magnets vary by design. Handmade in small batches, so sizing may vary slightly. Mockup images are for design reference only and may not be perfectly to scale. STICKERS: Printed on premium all-weather vinyl. Waterproof, smudge-proof, and fade-resistant. Designed for outdoor use. Car wash safe when applied properly to a clean, smooth, dry surface. MAGNETS: Standard magnets are 20 mil thick. XL magnets are 30 mil thick for extra hold, especially in colder climates. Magnets are designed for smooth, flat, magnetic metal surfaces. Not all vehicle panels are magnetic, especially some aluminum, plastic, or heavily curved areas. WHOLESALE / RETAIL DISPLAY CARE: For best retail presentation, we recommend displaying/selling products within 90 days of receipt and storing backup inventory flat in a cool, dry area away from direct sun, heat, humidity, bending, and heavy edge handling. Extended display, repeated handling, heat, sun, humidity, or bending may contribute to normal shelf wear over time, including edge lift, curling, scuffed edges, or display wear. Shelf/display wear after the initial inspection window is reviewed case-by-case and may not qualify for replacement. Please inspect your order when it arrives and reach out right away if anything looks damaged, defective, or weird in the bad way.