This funny new parent card celebrates survival on two hours of sleep, gallons of coffee, and unconditional love. * Digitally printed on matte 100lb white cardstock * A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside * Paired with a colorful envelope * Packed in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the extra punchline * Back-of-card punchline: “Because keeping a tiny human alive on no sleep is the ultimate power move.” Hand them this card with a latte—or at least the promise of one. It’s the ultimate way to say “congrats, you’re crushing it (barely).”