Wholesale Smokin Crack - Sarcastic Love & Anniversary Greeting Card

Express love with dark humor using Kitty Meow's "Smokin Crack" sarcastic love and anniversary greeting card! This hilariously weird card jokes that your partner must have been on something to choose you forever, but you're grateful anyway. Perfect for retailers stocking dark humor love cards, sarcastic anniversary greetings, or weird couple cards. Your customers want cards that express love through bizarre humor, and this bold message does exactly that. 😂 Hilariously dark love message - "Sometimes I wonder if you were smokin' crack when you decided on me for forever, but I'm glad you did! Choose me, that is. Not smoke crack" brings weird humor 💕 Perfect for sarcastic couples - Ideal for partners with dark humor, weird relationships, or couples who get each other's bizarre jokes 🖤 Black envelope included - Comes with a sleek black A2 envelope perfect for unconventional gifting 📏 Standard greeting card size - 4.25" x 5.5" folded card works for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or just because love ✍️ Blank inside - Space for more weird humor, love notes, or continued sarcastic appreciation This sarcastic love card works for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or couples who express love through dark, weird humor. Blank inside allows personal touches. Perfect for boutiques, bookstores, gift shops, and retailers serving customers with unconventional humor. Great for long term relationships, marriages, or partners who appreciate that their love is wonderfully weird. Popular year round for anniversary and love celebrations with dark comedy. Love cards for couples whose relationship humor is wonderfully weird!