Wholesale "Don't Breathe on Me" - Funny, Love Greeting Card

Bring the laughs to your card aisle with Kitty Meow's "Don't Breathe On Me" funny love greeting card! This hilariously honest card perfectly captures real relationship vibes with cheeky humor that couples actually relate to. Perfect for retailers seeking unique anniversary cards, Valentine's Day alternatives, or everyday love cards that break away from sappy, overdone sentiments. Your customers will love giving cards that keep it real while celebrating their relationships. 💕 Relatable relationship humor - "I Love Waking Up Next To You. Just don't breathe on me" speaks to real couples everywhere 📏 Standard greeting card size - Measures 4.25" x 5.5" folded, fits perfectly in any card display or gift bag 🖤 Includes black A2 envelope - Comes with a coordinating envelope so it's ready for gifting right away 💪 Thick, premium card stock - Printed on bright white, high quality card stock that feels substantial and luxurious ✍️ Blank inside - Plenty of room for personal messages, love notes, or more playful teasing This funny greeting card is perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, just because moments, or any time couples want to celebrate their love with humor. Ideal for gift boutiques, paper goods stores, bookshops, and retailers catering to customers who appreciate sarcastic humor and authentic relationship cards. Great for millennial and gen z shoppers looking for cards that ditch the cheese. Love is real. Morning breath is too. Celebrate both!