Wholesale Sorry for Speeding I Just Really Miss My Wife

Sorry for Speeding I Just Really Miss My Wife Bumper Sticker Some people speed because they're late. Others speed because they're reckless. But you? You're simply trying to get home to your wife. At least that's the story this bumper sticker is telling, and honestly, it's surprisingly wholesome... right up until the state trooper reads it. Featuring the painfully sincere phrase "Sorry for Speeding I Just Really Miss My Wife," this bumper sticker is perfect for married people, hopeless romantics, and anyone who enjoys making strangers wonder if they're witnessing true love or an elaborate bit. Funny Bumper Sticker for the World's Most Devoted Husband This funny bumper sticker walks the fine line between heartfelt and completely ridiculous, which is exactly where Frog Mustard likes to live. Perfect for: * Husbands who peak at "wife guy" status * Married couples with an unhealthy sense of humor * Car enthusiasts * Daily commuters * Anyone who enjoys confusing everyone behind them at a red light Whether it's genuine or completely ironic is between you, your spouse, and whoever gets stuck behind you in traffic. Car Magnet for Drivers With Plausible Deniability Want to proclaim your undying love without making it permanent? Pick the car magnet version. Available as: * Premium weatherproof vinyl sticker * Standard magnet * Extra-thick magnet for colder climates Magnets are perfect for magnetic metal surfaces and can be removed anytime. Just remember to take them off before automatic car washes, and don't blame us if your plastic bumper refuses to participate. Premium Vinyl Sticker Made to Last Every vinyl sticker is handmade in-house by our small U.S. team using commercial-grade outdoor materials. We don't dropship, and we don't cut corners. Features include: * Waterproof construction * UV-resistant printing * Fade-resistant colors