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I'm Winslow Dumaine, a comedian, illustrator, writer, and game designer out of Chicago. I do a lot, and my portfolio is split in two distinct halves. The first half is of my serious, extremely detailed illustration, showcased in great scale in my tarot deck, The Tarot Restless and again in my forthcoming table-top card game, THE RESTLESS. The second is of bizarre surreal humor, featured heavily in the design of almost all my other products, particularly my collection of bumper stickers. If you are looking for extravagantly grotesque artwork for your spooky occult shop, my darker work would suit you perfectly. If you are looking for humor and levity, my bumper stickers, water bottles, and other items are all proven sellers. You can see more about me, my forthcoming card game, and everything else I make on www.winslowdumaine.com

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I'm Winslow Dumaine, a comedian, illustrator, writer, and game designer out of Chicago. I do a lot, and my portfolio is split in two distinct halves. The first half is of my serious, extremely detailed illustration, showcased in great scale in my tarot deck, The Tarot Restless and again in my forthcoming table-top card game, THE RESTLESS. The second is of bizarre surreal humor, featured heavily in the design of almost all my other products, particularly my collection of bumper stickers. If you are looking for extravagantly grotesque artwork for your spooky occult shop, my darker work would suit you perfectly. If you are looking for humor and levity, my bumper stickers, water bottles, and other items are all proven sellers. You can see more about me, my forthcoming card game, and everything else I make on www.winslowdumaine.com

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