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Wholesale Funny Relationship Card - I Would Shank a Bitch for You
Wholesale Funny Relationship Card - I Would Shank a Bitch for You
Wholesale Funny Relationship Card - I Would Shank a Bitch for You
Wholesale Funny Relationship Card - I Would Shank a Bitch for You
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I Would Shank a Bitch for You. Right in the Kidney. - Funny Relationship Card. Maybe we've binge-watched one too many prison shows here at Bad Betty...but we feel like this Valentine's Day card sends the message of pure love and devotion in ways that other cards just can't. This vintage-inspired card has the cutest kitten you've ever seen and says "I would shank a bitch for you. Right in the Kidney." It is sure to make your loved one laugh out loud. Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.
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SKU: CARD-0172 Made in United States Occasion Theme: Friendship, Love, and Valentine's Day Tone: Funny Weight: 14.17 g (0.5 oz)
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Funny Relationship Card - I Would Shank a Bitch for You
So good that items are often out of stock. If this is the case, outreach them as I did. The brand responded swiftly to address this concern and they were able to provide exceptional customer service and fulfillment. I am confident I will be reordering again.
So good that items are often out of stock. If this is the case, outreach them as I did. The brand responded swiftly to address this concern and they were able to provide exceptional customer service and fulfillment. I am confident I will be reordering again.
May 9, 2025 • Tammy • Talent, OR, United States

Funny Relationship Card - I Would Shank a Bitch for You
Fast shipping, perfect order! A+
Fast shipping, perfect order! A+
Feb 21, 2025 • Shannon • Alvarado, TX, United States

Funny Relationship Card - I Would Shank a Bitch for You
Love these!!! Was scared about the price point for cards 5.95 but my customers haven’t blinked an eye 😂
Love these!!! Was scared about the price point for cards 5.95 but my customers haven’t blinked an eye 😂
Apr 8, 2025 • Kendall • Garrett, IN, United States

Funny Relationship Card - I Would Shank a Bitch for You
My order was shipped quickly. Everything arrived pristine in the box. And you can't beat a woman owned card company highlighting snarky phrases that we are already thinking anyway! Given the crappy market conditions currently, I am crossing my fingers and toes ... hoping they come up with some cleverly worded postcards at a bit of a lower price point. They would move quickly!
My order was shipped quickly. Everything arrived pristine in the box. And you can't beat a woman owned card company highlighting snarky phrases that we are already thinking anyway! Given the crappy market conditions currently, I am crossing my fingers and toes ... hoping they come up with some cleverly worded postcards at a bit of a lower price point. They would move quickly!
Mar 18, 2025 • Ali • Shawnee, KS, United States

Funny Relationship Card - I Would Shank a Bitch for You
Everything we ordered has been a hit! We didn’t have time to get the cards sorted into the displays so I just set them up in a box on the counter and the customers are getting such a kick out of them! Customers have bought 6, 10, even 14 at a time - even duplicates of some! A couple of customers even framed them, lol. I’m sold out of several styles and ready to reorder. Everything was packed very well and arrived quickly.
Everything we ordered has been a hit! We didn’t have time to get the cards sorted into the displays so I just set them up in a box on the counter and the customers are getting such a kick out of them! Customers have bought 6, 10, even 14 at a time - even duplicates of some! A couple of customers even framed them, lol. I’m sold out of several styles and ready to reorder. Everything was packed very well and arrived quickly.
Feb 25, 2025 • Jess • Orange Park, FL, United States























