Our Lump O' Christmas Coal - Because You're an Asshole," is the ultimate holiday gag gift that will have your customers laughing all the way through the season! This isn't your ordinary stocking stuffer. It's a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek gift designed for those who've made it onto the naughty list. Each Lump O' Coal is a genuine piece of premium hard coal, hand washed and cared for, boasting a beautiful submetallic luster! Our coal comes packaged in an eye-catching, eco-friendly, vintage-red jute bag, adding a touch of a classic Christmas charm. The size is just right - each bag measures approximately 4 inches wide x 6 inches tall and contains about 3 oz of real anthracite coal, made in the USA. Includes a humorous attached gift tag with a checklist of naughty deeds, adding a personalized touch to this whimsical present. It's an ideal choice for customers looking for something different for Secret Santa gift exchange. Great for those on the naughty list who swear!