Send funny birthday wishes with this hilarious greeting card which reads "happy birthday! you've survived another year of pretending to have it together" -A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded). -Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish. -Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope. -BLANK INSIDE -Hand Drawn Categories: birthday card, funny greeting card, greeting card, card, cards, greeting cards, birthday cards, birthday gift, funny birthday cards, text card, text. snarky cards, snarky.