A hilarious prank without the stank If you want a prank with a humongous reaction, look no further than “The Floater”. A best-seller, this fake turd has realistic texture and size, with corn bits for added effect. Its foam and squishy, so it floats in hot tubs, pools, and lakes.  * a hilarious fake turd * great for pranksters and pool parties * realistic texture (eww!) and size * now with corn bits!