A fantastically funny birthday card that can be given to both males and females. This card features a tortoise who knows what the priorities are - and it's drinks! BLANK INSIDE : This humour greeting card is blank inside and therefore can be used for a variety of occasions. SIZE : This card measures 15.5cm x 15.5cm square and is printed on high quality card stock. PACKAGING : All cards are by default individually cello wrapped. We do offer ‘naked’ cards – please let us know when ordering if you would prefer this. ENVELOPE : This card comes with a high quality coloured envelope. DISPATCH : We dispatch orders within 1 working day. We have a low carriage paid order of just £100.00 for UK customers – that’s just 16 designs across our portfolio of nearly 900 cards! So why not trial us in your store. UK : All Twizler cards are designed, printed and manufactured exclusively in the UK.