COVER: Let's review some texting abbreviations for seniors... - OMG: Oh my gout - IMHO: I must have Osteoporosis - ROFL: Really old and farting loudly - TMI: Triggers my indigestion INSIDE: HB2U Happy Birthday to you! Our cards are 5" x 7" printed in full color inside & out. Each comes with a color coordinated envelope. Our greeting cards are manufactured in the U.S.A. with recycled paper and vegetable based ink. With over 300 designs and frequent new releases covering various occasions, we can help you say Happy Birthday, Get Well, Happy Anniversary, etc. your own special way!