Make Valentine’s Day hilarious with our Vintage 'The Hottest Thing He Could Do' card! Featuring a retro 70’s vibe, this cheeky card says what we’re all thinking—cleaning without being asked is the ultimate act of love. Perfect for Valentine’s, anniversaries, or just because, it’s blank inside for your personal message. Printed on thick, matte cardstock and paired with a sturdy kraft envelope, this card is as high-quality as it is funny. Proudly made in Colorado, USA. Perfect for your boyfriend, husband, or significant other 5 x 7 inches with a blank interior for your heartfelt (or sarcastic) message Smudge-free matte finish for easy writing Includes a kraft envelope with moisture-seal closure Say it with love—and laughter—with Sleazy Greetings!