Wholesale I’d Take a Bullet For You Funny Candle

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭: Celebrate the friendship that is built on absolute loyalty and a mutual understanding that "read receipts" are a suggestion. This candle honors the friend you would literally die for, but whose phone calls you will almost certainly ignore. It is the perfect hilarious gift for your favorite "low-maintenance" bestie. 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐲: Your friendship lasts through the ghosting, and this candle is built to keep up. Our massive 16oz mason jar candles (Net Wt 13.5 oz) offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every long-overdue catch-up session and "sorry I'm just seeing this" text. 𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥-𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲: While your texting habits might be unreliable, our craftsmanship is anything but. Each candle is hand-poured with love on our family farm by the Lebanon Candle Company using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn.