Wholesale Happy Father's Day/G.O.A.T. Card

4.25 x 5.5 digitally-printed greeting card. Blank inside. Printed on 100% pcw recycled paper. Matching recycled envelope included. Packaged, in a clear protective sleeve. Full text: "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! YOU'RE THE G.O.A.T. And I'm not just saying that because you smell funny and make weird noises... It's also because you'll eat literally anything." Just in case you're not familiar with the expression, The G.O.A.T., it means the Greatest Of All Time - most commonly, but as this card exemplifies, not exclusively used within the realm of sports (for example, Micheal Jordan is obviously the NBA G.O.A.T., but I digress). And as most of us are aware, it is also the word for a familiar, ornery barnyard animal who eats, like, whatever, and smells funky and makes loud noises, etc... SO, what we've done here is some clever word play comparing the animal with your dad, and sort of saying that he's the best dad, but also that he farts and consumes like carrion, etc... But now it seems I've rather overexplained the card...