BoxingDay Poem!! 7 x 6 inches Open Christmas Card. The message inside reads "…But first you must expel the beast And so you start to strain, You bite down on a piece of wood To take away the pain. But oh my god, it's bloody huge It's like you're giving birth! You sweat and push and swear and shake And Strain for all you're worth. And then that magic moment comes, That fills your soul with cheer, A turd the size of King Kong's arm Emerges from your rear. And like a bomb it hits the pan Thus lightening your mood, And making room inside your guts For lots more Christmas food! Have a great Christmas!". Emotional Rescue are one of the most successful humorous greeting card publishers in the UK, supplying the largest humour card offer across birthday, captions and seasonal designs to independent stores, high street multiples, grocers and also on-line retailers.