Diaper Don – The Ornament Nobody Asked For (But Everyone Needs) Finally, a Christmas ornament that perfectly captures the true spirit of… tantrums, tax fraud, and tiny hands. Meet Diaper Don, the hand-blown, hand-painted glass tribute to everyone’s favorite orange blowhard. Whether you think he’s the worst thing to happen to politics or the funniest man on Truth Social, this little guy is guaranteed to start a conversation at your holiday party (and maybe a family argument, too). Imagine this glowing nugget of narcissism dangling from your Christmas tree, gleaming like a golden Cheeto in the night — diaper sagging, thumbs up, confidence unearned. 🎄 Product Highlights: ✋ Hand-blown glass & hand-painted – Every glorious fold and streak of spray tan lovingly crafted by real artists. ⚡ Ships in 1 day – Because America can’t wait. 💪 Guaranteed to “no break” – Like his ego, it’s disturbingly resilient. 🎁 Hilarious for Trump lovers or haters – Equal-opportunity laughter for all political persuasions. Hang Diaper Don proudly — or shamefully — on your tree. Either way, it’s going to steal the spotlight faster than a classified document.