Portugal sea salt + Epsom flood the tub with magnesium, calcium & trace minerals that tell tight muscles—and frazzled nerves—to calm the f**k down. Our signature CTFD aroma wraps the room in woodsy‑floral calm for a full‑body exhale. Why it sells • Repeat bestseller since 2016; cheeky name sparks grab‑and‑gift laughs. • Cheeky name draws them in, scent brings them to the register • Two sizes: 5 oz Mini (single-use, impulse/care‑kit friendly) & 15 oz Full (=3 soaks, premium self‑care) • Kraft stand‑up pouches merch upright; resealable zipper keeps salt fresh • Vegan, plant‑based; woman‑owned; carbon‑neutral shipping • Companion body oil, butter & roll‑on extend the scent story INGREDIENTS: Portugal Sea Salt, Epsom Salt, Propreitary Essential Oil Blends of: Ho Wood, Cedarwood, Ylang Ylang, Patchouli Herbal wisdom served with cheeky, sweary fun.