Wholesale Calm the F**k Down Bath Soak | Funny Profane Self-Care Gift

THE PROFANITY SELF-CARE GIFT THAT FLIES OFF SHELVES A grounding woodsy mineral bath soak and a guaranteed conversation starter. Epsom salt and sea salt infused with our #1 best-selling aromatherapy blend since 2016 — cedarwood, patchouli, ho wood, and ylang ylang. The cheeky name catches attention from across the shop floor. The earthy, grounding aroma keeps customers coming back. A perfect funny gift for Mother's Day, Easter baskets for adults, birthdays, and "just because" moments when someone needs permission to exhale. AROMA NOTES: Grounding woodsy, earthy notes meet a whisper of sweet floral PERFECT FOR: Gift shops, boutiques, bookstores, self-care retailers, bachelorette party vendors, and any store where humor meets wellness. A strong performer for Mother's Day ("for the mom who's had enough"), funny birthday gifts, and holiday stocking stuffers. CALM THE F**K DOWN COLLECTION: Calm the F**k Down is available as a roll-on, body oil, body butter, and bath soak — the most comprehensive collection in our line. This gives retailers a full merchandising story: display the suite together, create curated gift bundles, or use the bath soak as an entry-point product that introduces customers to the rest of the CTFD line. Customers who start with one product almost always come back for another. WHY RETAILERS LOVE IT: The name is a shelf magnet — customers pick it up, laugh, and buy it, often for someone else. (and then come back because they ended up keeping the first one for themself). Our #1 collection since 2016 with proven sell-through across retail environments. The complete product suite (four products) creates the strongest bundle and cross-sell opportunity in our catalog. INGREDIENTS: Epsom salt, sea salt, organic essential oils of Atlas cedarwood, ho wood, patchouli, ylang ylang THE BLEND: Atlas Cedarwood — Centers scattered thoughts, evokes stability Ho Wood — High in linalool, relaxes the mind and eases tension Patchouli — Grounds runaway emotions, earthy anchor Ylang Ylang — Lifts mood, melts irritability, restores harmony SIZES: - 5 oz; one bath, perfect for gifting, curated gift sets or trying for the first time - 15 oz; three-to-four baths PRODUCT SPECIFICS: - Packaged in lined resealable kraft pouch - Handcrafted in small batches in Virginia - Organic, sustainably sourced ingredients - Shelf life: 1 year