Baking Because Murder is Wrong – Bleached Tee When the rage simmers but the cupcakes rise. This soft blue bleached tee is perfect for anyone who’s ever angrily whisked batter like it was someone's face. Retro housewife? More like domestic goddess with a criminal record… in your imagination, of course. 🔪🧁 💙 Product Details • Hand-bleached, so every shirt is uniquely stressed out • Unisex fit – comfy, roomy, and perfect for baking or plotting • Soft aqua tones with a vintage vibe and bold black print • Ideal for true crime lovers, sarcastic bakers, and passive-aggressive PTA moms 🧼 Care Instructions (for the shirt, not your impulses): Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang like your sanity. Avoid bleach – we’ve handled the dirty work already.