Let mom know you appreciate her with this playful Mother's Day card. Featuring a vintage design and witty message, this card humorously states that you may be a pain in the ass, but at least your kids turned out good-looking. Perfect for the mom with a great sense of humor. Whether it's for Mother's Day, her birthday, or just to let her know how much you appreciate her, this card is the perfect way to show your love. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's also blank inside, so you can write your own personal message. Each card is printed in Colorado, USA, on a paper matte stock and comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show your mom she's a total badass with this fun and unique card from her son or daughter! - Perfect gift for mothers, stepmothers, and grandmothers - Blank Inside - Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock. - Large 5 x 7 inch greeting card - Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish - UPC barcode on back of card - Packaged and sealed in reusable clear plastic sleeve - Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper