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One bag holding 13 of our finest Unfortunate Cookies. Each cookie contains a uniquely horrible unfortune for you to reveal and fall in love with. Our fortune cookies are baked in Seattle, WA with pastry flour, sugar, vanilla flavoring, eggs, water, and coconut oil. Are these the best-tasting fortune cookies you've ever had? Absolutely. Unfortunate Cookies exist to help people find the joy in the dreadful situations life sometimes has in store for us. We did our best to tap into the anxieties many of us regularly ruminate over. And we hope you enjoy reading and sharing them with each other as much as we enjoyed writing them.
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SKU: 0001 Made in United States Contains: Eggs, Milk, Soy, and Wheat Diet: Low fat, Low sugar, Sodium-free, and Vegetarian Occasion Theme: Everyday, Halloween, and New Year Production: No added hormones, No added nitrates or nitrites, No antibiotics, and No artificial sweeteners Season: Year-Round Shelf life: 6–12 months Storage: Shelf-stable Ingredients: Enriched Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Iron, Thiamine, Mononitrate, Riboflavin, and Folic Acid), Sugar, Water, Soybean Oil (Liquid and Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, TBHQ and Citric Acid Added To Protect Flavor, Dimethylpolysiloxane), Eggs, Flavoring (Dextrose, Corn Starch, Natural and Artificial Flavors (Including Milk Derivatives (Milk)), and Silicon Dioxide. Product Language: English Weight: 8.5 g (0.3 oz) Dimensions: 12.7 x 7.6 x 17.8 cm (5 x 3 x 7 in)
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Unfortunate Cookies
Our customers *loved* the cookies!
Our customers *loved* the cookies!
6 jan. 2025 • Alex • Toronto, ON, Canada
Unfortunate Cookies
They taste great, and the humor is spot on. Unfortunately they are not individually wrapped, so I could put individual ones in stockings for the holidays. When something is this good it is difficult to share an entire bag.
They taste great, and the humor is spot on. Unfortunately they are not individually wrapped, so I could put individual ones in stockings for the holidays. When something is this good it is difficult to share an entire bag.
10 dec. 2024 • Brian • Mountain Home, ID, United States
Unfortunate Cookies
These are already a fan favorite! The cookies are yummy and the fortunes give you a good chuckle. Love them!
These are already a fan favorite! The cookies are yummy and the fortunes give you a good chuckle. Love them!
8 nov. 2024 • Alexandria • Hallowell, ME, United States
Unfortunate Cookies
I would like to suggest sending a cookie or two to new retailers trying the product tho.
I would like to suggest sending a cookie or two to new retailers trying the product tho.
22 okt. 2024 • Robert • Binghamton, NY, United States
Unfortunate Cookies
Such a great product!
Such a great product!
21 juli 2025 • Alexandria • Hallowell, ME, United States
