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Description
Unfortunate Cookies are a delicious new twist on traditional fortune cookies. Each Unfortunate Cookie contains a uniquely miserable fortune that helps people find joy in life’s sometimes dreadful situations. They’re perfect for events, family/friend gatherings, funerals and celebrations. Our fortune cookies are baked in Seattle, WA with pastry flour, sugar, vanilla flavoring, eggs, water, and coconut oil. Are these the best-tasting fortune cookies you've ever had? Absolutely. Note: Cookies are not individually wrapped in bag. Please refer to our shop page for individually wrapped cookies.
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SKU: 0001-2 Made in United States Contains: Eggs, Milk, Soy, and Wheat Diet: Low fat, Low sugar, Sodium-free, and Vegetarian Occasion Theme: Everyday, Halloween, and New Year Production: No added hormones, No added nitrates or nitrites, No antibiotics, and No artificial sweeteners Season: Year-Round Shelf life: 6–12 months Storage: Shelf-stable Ingredients: Enriched Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Iron, Thiamine, Mononitrate, Riboflavin, and Folic Acid), Sugar, Water, Soybean Oil (Liquid and Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, TBHQ and Citric Acid Added To Protect Flavor, Dimethylpolysiloxane), Eggs, Flavoring (Dextrose, Corn Starch, Natural and Artificial Flavors (Including Milk Derivatives (Milk)), and Silicon Dioxide. Product Language: English Weight: 8.5 g (0.3 oz) Dimensions: 12.7 x 7.6 x 17.8 cm (5 x 3 x 7 in) UPC: 078404160804
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Unfortunate Cookies
Our customers *loved* the cookies!
Our customers *loved* the cookies!
Jan 6, 2025 • Alex • Toronto, ON, Canada

Unfortunate Cookies
They taste great, and the humor is spot on. Unfortunately they are not individually wrapped, so I could put individual ones in stockings for the holidays. When something is this good it is difficult to share an entire bag.
They taste great, and the humor is spot on. Unfortunately they are not individually wrapped, so I could put individual ones in stockings for the holidays. When something is this good it is difficult to share an entire bag.
Dec 10, 2024 • Brian • Mountain Home, ID, United States

Unfortunate Cookies
These are already a fan favorite! The cookies are yummy and the fortunes give you a good chuckle. Love them!
These are already a fan favorite! The cookies are yummy and the fortunes give you a good chuckle. Love them!
Nov 8, 2024 • Alexandria • Hallowell, ME, United States

Unfortunate Cookies
I would like to suggest sending a cookie or two to new retailers trying the product tho.
I would like to suggest sending a cookie or two to new retailers trying the product tho.
Oct 22, 2024 • Robert • Binghamton, NY, United States

Unfortunate Cookies
Such a great product!
Such a great product!
Jul 21, 2025 • Alexandria • Hallowell, ME, United States


































