Phantom / Phantom Of The Opera / Birthday / Bookish / Card / Funny / Hilarious / Dark Humor / Romantic / Geeky / Nerdy / Humorous / Bday Front: "Happy Birthday!" Inside : "Let your darker side give in, and may your wildest fantasies come true! Just... please try not to kidnap anyone this time. Unless they're super hot. Just make it count because I am out of bail-money." Inflict your strange & unusual sense of humor on unsuspecting friends & family with this DreaDful greeting card! I write them all myself, and use my art for the fronts, so it's safe to say, NO ONE else will have a card like this. Yours will be unique memorable, maybe even a little TOO memorable. It's important to read the INSIDE of all of my cards to get the full picture. All of my DreaDful greeting cards are 5x7 inches, come with a lovely red envelope and the inside leaves plenty of room for writing.