I Don't Understand Your Specific Type of Stupid but I Do Admire Your Commitment to it. Size 3" Our stickers are able to withstand exposure to wind, rain, and sunlight. All of our stickers are printed on premium vinyl with a permanent adhesive and are coated with a protective laminate that makes them super durable and resistant to fading, scratching, tearing, oil, and water. They can even be safely run through a dishwasher. Though we do recommend handwashing our drinkware.