NobleWorks Funny Christmas Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Merry Christmas Holiday Santa Tattoo C2474XSG INSIDE GREETING: "Merry Kissmyass!" COVER - [image of Santa getting a mistletoe tattoo above his butt crack] CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Christmas wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).