So you've got a little extra junk in the trunk, and we're not just talking about your car. Our "Don't Park Too Close, I'm Fat" bumper sticker is your hilarious solution to space invaders. It's as edgy as a door ding, as funny as watching someone parallel park, and as honest as a speedometer on the highway. This sticker isn't shy about spreading the word: you're large, in charge, and require a wide berth for your exit strategy. 🐮This sticker is 5" inches