Wholesale Realistic Expectations Funny Holiday Christmas Card

This funny holiday card is the perfect way to wish someone joy, peace, and the emotional resilience required to wrestle wrapping paper, tape, and basic geometry into something vaguely presentable. * Digitally printed on 100lb matte cardstock * A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside * Paired with a metallic gold envelope * Packed in a sealed cello sleeve with wraparound label prompting you to flip for the extra punchline * Back-of-card punchline: “After all, 'tis the season to 'take what you can get.'” Send this card when you want to spread holiday cheer while acknowledging that sometimes “realistic expectations” means accepting the lumpy corners, visible tape, and gift wrapping that is technically good enough.