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Acceptable Soap - Wholesale Bar Soap - Fresh Taint0
Acceptable Soap - Wholesale Bar Soap - Fresh Taint1
Acceptable Soap - Wholesale Bar Soap - Fresh Taint2
Acceptable Soap - Wholesale Bar Soap - Fresh Taint

Wholesale Fresh Taint

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$9.00 MSRP

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Description

METHOD Cold-process WEIGHT ~110g SCENT Minty · Zesty · Fresh USE Body · Hands · External only You’re out for your daily run through the neighborhood park, your earbuds blasting Britney Spears 'Baby One More Time' to keep your pace steady. The evening sun is just starting to set, casting a warm, golden glow over everything. As you round the bend, you catch sight of a freshly laid concrete path cutting through the park, still cordoned off with bright orange cones. The sign reads "Caution: Wet Cement," but the smooth, pristine surface is too tempting to resist. Like a moth to a flame, you’re drawn in, your sneakers leaving perfect, crisp footprints behind. You can’t help but revel in the sensation of the wet concrete underfoot, the cool, smooth texture seeping through the thin soles of your shoes. A mischievous grin spreads across your face as you imagine the path becoming a part of the park’s history, your footprints immortalized. Then, out of nowhere, you hear a loud whistle. Startled, you look up to see the park's groundskeeper—a burly man with a bushy mustache and a no-nonsense demeanor—marching toward you, waving his arms frantically. Panic sets in as you realize you’ve been caught. In a rush to escape, you take a step back, but your foot lands on a particularly slick patch of cement. You lose your balance and fall flat on your backside, your taint landing squarely in the fresh concrete with a wet splat. The groundskeeper reaches you just in time to help you up, his stern expression softening into a bemused smirk as he looks at the mess you’ve made. With a resigned sigh, he offers you a hand, a bar of soap and a wet washcloth. As you gingerly clean yourself off, you can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all, knowing that somewhere in that park, a piece of you—your fresh taint print—will forever remain. Description: It's a bar of soap. Its rectangular. There's none of that stupid textured top bullshit. You use it to clean yourself you disgusting shit-heel. It weighs about 4.1 ounces, it's like 2.25 inches tall, 3.5 inches wide, and 1 inch thick. It's a lot bigger than your tiny little cock. Ingredients: Since you're such a fucking pussy and need to know every goddamn detail 🙄 Saponified: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Avocado oil French Green Clay, White Kaolin Clay Essential Oils: Peppermint, Lime All Acceptable Soap bars are made using the cold-process method. Lye is used in saponification — it is fully consumed in the reaction. You're not rubbing harmful chemicals on your body. Relax. Buy 4 bars, get the 5th free. Any fucking ones you want.</


Details

Made in Canada Weight: 115 g (4.06 oz)