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Description
Say hello to pure joy with a cheeky twist! Our "You can't say happiness without saying penis" kitchen towel brings a burst of laughter to any kitchen. Known as "The Perfect Towel," it's not just a towel; it's a conversation starter. With top-notch absorbency—soaking up to seven times its weight—this towel is a blend of utility and whimsy. Quick-drying, soft, and durable, it’s a retailer's dream with 500+ raving reviews and a stellar 98% sell-through rate. Grab these fast-selling, clever gifts and give your sales a happy boost. Stock up now—because humor like this flies off the shelves! • Size: 18”x24” • Designed and Printed in the USA • Single Sided Print • Made from TruWoven™ Fiber 100% Recycled Material *Please Note* Our Perfect Kitchen Towels are not mass-produced. As such, slight color variations may occur compared to the online images.
Details
SKU: 124517 Made in India Care Instructions: Machine wash Color: Blue and White Fabric: Microfiber Occasion Theme: Everyday Season: Year-Round Style: Novelty Theme: Nature Tone: Funny Product Language: English Weight: 90.72 g (3.2 oz) GTIN: 10815415029235 Product Materials: Recycled Packaging: Recyclable
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I've worked with Twisted for a very long time. They are so helpful, so responsive and their products are so well made. Love this company and the people behind it!
I've worked with Twisted for a very long time. They are so helpful, so responsive and their products are so well made. Love this company and the people behind it!
19 feb 2025 • Lauren • New Orleans, LA, United States
Quick ship, great towels!
Quick ship, great towels!
6 jan 2025 • Matthew • Wilmette, IL, United States
These are great! Our customers love them! Everyone laughs!
These are great! Our customers love them! Everyone laughs!
15 okt 2024 • Matthew • Wilmette, IL, United States

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Love every product that I have ever ordered and the new towels are fantastic! Additionally, your customer service is top notch and Savannnah rocks!
Love every product that I have ever ordered and the new towels are fantastic! Additionally, your customer service is top notch and Savannnah rocks!
13 aug 2024 • Shauna • Bend, OR, United States

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Leave the humor, quality and customer service!
Leave the humor, quality and customer service!
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