Say hello to pure joy with a cheeky twist! Our "You can't say happiness without saying penis" kitchen towel brings a burst of laughter to any kitchen. Known as "The Perfect Towel," it's not just a towel; it's a conversation starter. With top-notch absorbency—soaking up to seven times its weight—this towel is a blend of utility and whimsy. Quick-drying, soft, and durable, it’s a retailer's dream with 500+ raving reviews and a stellar 98% sell-through rate. Grab these fast-selling, clever gifts and give your sales a happy boost. Stock up now—because humor like this flies off the shelves! • Size: 18”x24” • Designed and Printed in the USA • Single Sided Print • Made from TruWoven™ Fiber 100% Recycled Material *Please Note* Our Perfect Kitchen Towels are not mass-produced. As such, slight color variations may occur compared to the online images.