These are freeze-dried raw dog treats. Perfectly preserved at the absolute peak of death. What’s in the bag: A whole family (including relatives) of chicken heads (about 8-10). Complete with beaks, brains, skulls, eyeballs, and tongues. Who's it for: Preferably dogs with teeth People with problems Maybe cats Why it matters: Yes, they're full of Omega 3's, calcium, and a bunch of other stuff. No we're not going to explain it. Use it when: You want to know who else in the room is going to hell with you You're done pretending pet ownership is cute You're out of Ambien and the sweet sounds of crunch puts you to sleep.