Wholesale Funny Birthday Greeting Card - Anything for Goodwill

INSIDE GREETING: "It's Your Birthday? Hold Everything!" COVER - Howard! You Have Anything For Goodwill That You Don't Use Anymore?! This funny Birthday card from NobleWorks will not only make you laugh, it might strike a note of truth that sometimes becomes common in marriages over the years. Once the 'Honeymoon is Over', real life begins. You have to deal with things you never before did. When that happens, too many times we forget to take time for ourselves. We can neglect our mate and even loose the desire to satisfy our own desires by using the excuse, "I'm Too Tired". As soon as your friend finishes laughing, you will know if they are suffering from this same issue. Hey at least the card tells them what to do...'Hold Everything'! CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard w/ 5x7 envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE – Proudly printed in N. America for over 45 years, supporting local jobs, using select, premium, luxurious, pure white glossy cardstock for a high-quality finish. With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!? NobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh! We print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper w/ 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada). We offer a huge 8.5x11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time! Is leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself!