Red keychain with white lettering reads "OUT OF PATIENCE FOR DEEPLY DISAPPOINTING MEN IN UNMERITED POSITIONS OF AUTHORITY" in classic motel key tag style. GetBullish's signature phrase by Jennifer Dziura. For anyone watching men with zero qualifications run the entire United States into the ground. 📏 Specifications: 🔹 Size: Approximately 3.75" x 1.75" 🔹 Materials: Durable plastic with metal split ring 🔹 Design: Classic hotel/motel key tag aesthetic 🔹 Color: Red with white lettering 🔹 Reads "GET BULLISH" in small text on reverse side 🔹 Designed in NYC by GetBullish 🎯 Perfect Statement Piece Clip this to your keys, bag, or backpack to broadcast our shared collective ARGGH. Some people still believe the most qualified candidate wins. Others have watched men with no experience whatsoever get elected to the highest offices while women with decades of public service get called "shrill." 🛍️ Retail Appeal: Perfect for feminist bookstores, progressive retailers, and anywhere customers are exhausted by political reality. Particularly strong seller during election years when we're reminded once again that America would rather elect literally any man than the most qualified woman. 🌍 Disappointing Men Are Currently Ruining Everything Look around. Climate crisis ignored by men in power. Reproductive rights stripped by men who've never experienced pregnancy. Wars started by men who won't fight them. Economic policies benefiting men who already have wealth. The deeply disappointing men aren't just annoying - they're actively destroying the planet while insisting they know best. And lest any dude get all up on his "not all men" high horse, you can invite him to read more carefully: is he in an unmerited position of authority? Is he disappointing? I mean, probably the second one. ⚖️ Unmerited Authority in Politics We're all familiar with the idea that women must be perfect, likable, experienced, but not too ambitious, smart but not threatening, strong but still feminine. And even then, mediocre men win by default. But at this point we're really past arguing about boardroom relations: we'd really like to start with the worst men we've ever seen not entirely crapping all over the literal Constitution. 👥 Target Audience: 🗳️ People exhausted by watching incompetent men hold power 💜 Feminists, people married to men who watch Fox news all day, etc. ⚖️ Anyone whose patience ran out several elections ago 🏢 About GetBullish: GetBullish was founded as a blog in 2010 and now is a gift shop, online magazine, and wholesale line of fun, funny, and often empowering items, all shipped from our sunny little warehouse in Brooklyn, NY. 🏷️ Keywords: feminist keychain, political gifts, election keychain, women's empowerment, smash the patriarchy, gift for her, vote keychain, motel key tag, stocking stuffer, kitschy gifts, funny quotes, Brooklyn made, quote key chains, reproductive rights, feminist humor