Wholesale Mammoth Giant Snail Card

Well, this is awkward. You've stumbled upon the last living mammoth snail—a creature so improbable it makes the platypus look sensible. Part prehistoric behemoth, part garden pest, entirely baffling. Send this card to anyone who appreciates the absurd, enjoys a good evolutionary mix-up, or simply needs reminding that stranger things exist than whatever's happening in their life right now. Perfect for friends, acquaintances, or that person who collects weird facts about extinct-but-not-quite animals. First printed in 2008