Sometimes zen needs a reality check. This "Calm the Fuck Down White Tea" funny soy candle is perfect for customers who need their relaxation with a side of brutal honesty. Great for stress relief gifts, meditation spaces that keep it real, or anyone who appreciates direct advice about chilling out. This novelty candle combines soothing white tea scent with no-nonsense messaging - because the best gag gift candles tell you exactly what you need to hear. 8 oz | Soy wax blend Burn time: up to 50 hours Scent: White Tea Clear gloss glass jar with gold brushed metal lid Jar size: 3.5" tall × 2.6" wide Hand-poured in the USA Great for: funny birthday gifts, sarcastic self-care, edgy home decor