INSIDE GREETING: "Wake up and have a Happy Birthday!" COVER - I've had it up to here with my alarm clock and it's woke agenda CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). … With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!?<br />NobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh!<br />We print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper with 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada).<br />We offer a huge 8.5 x 11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. <br />NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time!<br />Is leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself! It be true, the "woke" agenda can be pretty annoying and overbearing, not to mention tiresome, when it's used to get you up in the morning as an alarm clock, way before you've had enough sleep. But any of your special friends, family members and coworkers celebrating a Birthday will be woken up to good cheer, great laughs and amusing and appealing imagery when you awaken and arouse their Birthday party with the funnily worded and fabulously pictured Happy Birthday card for sale here. Rising and shining to mirth, merriment and delight will be the order of the Birthday for any woman, man or teenager you know turning another year older. SKU: C8670BDG UPC: 745469298567 1 Envelope (5" x 7") Included: retro vintage woman wake political bed sleep pajamas liberal progressive