Wholesale Sucking Dick? I’d rather be sucking down Marlboro Cigarettes... and dick.

Funny Sticker – “Sucking Dick? I’d Rather Be Sucking Down Marlboro” There’s bold. There’s brash. And then there’s this sticker — a cigarette-smoking skeleton proudly announcing they’re living their truth, nicotine-first, decorum-last. This funny sticker isn’t subtle. It’s the exact opposite of subtle. It’s a nicotine-stained middle finger to good taste, small talk, and every beige Toyota Camry that’s ever tailgated you. 💀 A Love Letter to Bad Habits & Good Branding Some people have “Live, Laugh, Love.” You? You’ve got “Sucking Dick? I’d rather be sucking down the smooth, rich taste of Marlboro Cigarettes & also dick.” This funny bumper sticker is the highway manifesto for the unfiltered among us — those who know irony is an art form, and tragedy goes best with a menthol. The cigarette-smoking skeleton design says it all: timeless, classy, and ready to crawl out of its coffin for one last drag. Stick it on your car, your cooler, your casket — anywhere that could use a little existential spice and a reminder that you, too, are a nicotine-powered gremlin with impeccable comedic timing. 🚗 Funny Bumper Sticker Energy, 100% Frog-Approved Frog Mustard doesn’t make “cute.” We make chaos that sticks — literally. This funny bumper sticker tells every Prius in a 3-mile radius that you contain multitudes: you’re horny and addicted to Marlboros. A poet. A visionary. Possibly barred from your local Denny’s. Each sticker is printed on thick, glossy, weatherproof vinyl — tough enough to handle UV rays, rainstorms, and judgmental glares from PTA moms. It’s a work of art that’ll hold up longer than most relationships. 🔥 Vinyl Sticker or Car Magnet? Choose Your Fighter. Vinyl Sticker * Glossy, vibrant, and permanently unhinged. * Printed on premium, UV-laminated vinyl. * Slaps onto your bumper, laptop, or cigarette case with purpose and passion. Car Magnet * Same art, zero commitment. * Industrial-grade 30 mil magnet strength — because your chaos deserves stability. * Pop it on your car when you’re feeling feral; pull i