Our Ephemera magnet, titled "Alcohol! Because feelings are stupid," is a rectangular novelty item that effortlessly combines humor with functionality. This magnet, designed to stick to any metal surface, is perfect for adding a dash of wit to your fridge, locker, or any other magnetic surface. It's a perfect conversation starter, designed to bring a smile to your face every time you see it. Embrace the brutally honest, sarcastic, and hilarious sentiment that Ephemera is known for. Whether you're buying for yourself or as a gift, this magnet is sure to amuse and delight.