60 Year Old Fart Birthday Funny Shopping Tote Bag Ladies Gift STYLISH EVERYDAY TOTE BAGS. Whilst Out Shopping Or As A Gym Bag Or Even To Pack For The Beach Or School! The long handles mean our totes can be carried or worn as a shoulder bag. Available in 4 great colours - black, natural, white or red. 100% COTTON TOTE BAG WITH funny printed design. Each bag is 38 cm wide and 42 cm high. The handle length is 58 cm and the bag capacity is 10 litres. So plenty of room!