Bright, bold, and bluntly funny, this set of three novelty pens makes everyday writing a little less serious. Each retractable ballpoint pen features a different anxiety-themed quote—like “My Anxiety Has Anxiety” and “Hold On, I’m Imagining Worst-Case Scenarios”—perfect for anyone who deals with stress by laughing at it. The pens write smoothly in black ink, with a comfortable rubber grip and sturdy clip that makes them practical as well as hilarious. Great as desk accessories, impulse buys, or gifts for coworkers, friends, or therapists, these witty pens add humor to notes, lists, and meetings while still being fully functional. Stock them as funny stationery or gag gifts that reliably get a laugh while getting the job done. Black ink. Plastic wrapped with hang tag