Some wear their hearts on their sleeves. You? You wear a squirrel on your ankle. These cozy gray socks feature a brown-toed, big-eyed cartoon squirrel doing exactly what you'd expect — stashing an acorn and eyeing the world with deep suspicion. The bold text reads “Protect Your Nuts,” which is part life advice, part squirrel manifesto, and entirely relatable. It doesn’t matter if you're fending off chaos, guarding your snacks, or just trying to make it through Monday without another surprise expense, these socks have your back (and your feet). Made from a soft cotton blend with a bit of stretch, they’re mid-calf, unisex, and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). Perfect for gifting, lounging, or sending a subtle message to roommates who keep “borrowing” your trail mix. Remember: trust no one. Not even backyard critters.