Ephemera presents the "I child-proofed my house but they still get in" magnet. This rectangular magnet is more than a novelty item, it's a conversation starter. With a brutally honest and hilarious sentiment, it's sure to bring a smile to anyone who sees it. Whether you're decking out your fridge, locker, or any magnetic surface, this magnet will add a dash of humor to your day. It's perfect for those who appreciate sarcasm and the lighter side of life. With Ephemera, you're not just buying a magnet, you're buying a laugh.