Sloth Pooper Candy Dispenser – Slow. Sweet. Slightly Disturbing. 💩🦥 It’s the poop-tacular sequel nobody asked for—but everyone needs. Introducing the Sloth Pooper: the slowest, chillest, most adorably weird candy dispenser to ever drop a load… of sweets, of course. This wind-up wonder waddles at sloth-speed and leaves a delicious trail of tiny candy nuggets behind like a true digestive legend. Because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a lazy woodland creature popping out candy one hard drop at a time. 🦥 Comes in an 8ct retail-ready display, ready to take your novelty candy section from “meh” to “what the actual heck is this... I need one.” 💩 Assorted hard candy “poops” included. Totally edible. Questionably respectable. 🎁 Perfect for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, or that friend who owns way too many sloth-themed coffee mugs. 📦 Shelf appeal: off the charts. Weird factor: aggressively high. 🤣 Pair it with our Holiday Pooper for the full bathroom humor lineup. You know you want to. Whether you’re here for the candy, the chaos, or just the sweet satisfaction of watching a sloth drop treats out its backside, this pooper’s got your back(side). 👉 Slow and steady wins the poop.