"All the breast!" Impulse Buy Gold: Perfect for your checkout counter or card section – customers will pick them up on the spot! Details // ♡ Card size is 4.25 x 5.5" ♡ Blank inside ♡ 100lb premium white cardstock ♡ Paired with white envelope ♡ This card is a great way to send your congratulations to someone with an above average sense of humor. Whether your friend or family member has just passed some important exams, bought a house, had a baby, or got a brand new job, it’s your responsibility to both congratulate them, and terrify them at the prospect of whatever comes next. Also there are boobs on this card, so really you can't go wrong.