Wholesale Waited all day for that fart Greeting Card

Some stories build slowly... and then release all at once. This birthday card leans fully into the ridiculous, delivering a dramatic setup with an unapologetically crude punchline. Perfect for someone who appreciates humour with absolutely no filter and zero restraint. A funny greeting card in a retro trashy paperback-style illustration, featuring a glamorous blonde woman with styled hair, wearing statement earrings and bold makeup. She is posed dramatically against a textured warm-toned background in a vintage book cover style. Bold text reads 'She'd waited all day for that fart' with additional caption 'She held it in all day then finally let go!'. Retail Snapshot Material: 350gsm card stock | Finish: Matt laminate | Blank inside | Dimensions: 12.6 x 17.8cm (5 x 7inches) | Weight: 18g (0.65oz) | Case Pack: 6 | MOQ: 6 | Made in United Kingdom | Standard UK letter post