Wholesale Smells Like I Don't Want To People Today Funny Candle

• The ultimate introvert signal: Finally, a candle that says what you’re actually thinking. Whether you're dodging phone calls or canceling plans, this "Don't Want to People" candle is your perfect companion for a quiet day in. • 100 hours of "me time": Don't let your relaxation be cut short. Our extra-large 16.5oz mason jar candles offer a massive 80–100 hour burn time—enough to get you through an entire weekend (and then some) of blissful solitude. • Farm-fresh & hand-poured: Skip the mass-produced factory candles. Each of our soy candles is hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri. We use 100% natural soy wax for a clean, soot-free burn that won't ruin your "stay-at-home" vibe. • Scents for social distancing: From the cozy, stay-inside warmth of Apples & Bourbon to the "clean house, clear mind" aroma of Fresh Linen, our premium fragrances are designed to turn your home into a sanctuary away from the world. • The perfect gag gift: Know someone who is a professional homebody? This is the perfect gift for best friends, stressed-out coworkers, or yourself. Once the candle is gone, the durable glass mason jar is reusable for storage or your favorite iced coffee! 𝗧𝗵𝗲 "𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘁'𝘀 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆" 𝗦𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗠𝗲𝗻𝘂 • Fresh Linen (The "Safe At Home" Scent) The ultimate "staying in" fragrance. It smells like fresh laundry, warm blankets, and a quiet house. A crisp, comforting blend of soft powder and musk. • Apples & Bourbon (Cozy Solitude) Like a warm hug in a jar. Crisp orchard apples, sweet maple, and a splash of bourbon. Perfect for curling up on the couch with a good book and zero notifications. • Sandalwood & Suede (The Moody Library) Sophisticated and grounding. A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. It’s the perfect scent for when you want the world to just go away for a while. • Black Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Serenity) A crowd-favorite treat. Sun-ripened black raspberries mixed with velvety vanilla. It’s a strong, delicious scent that makes staying home feel like a luxury. • Sun Washed Citrus (Refresh Your Space) For the days you aren't "peopling" but still want to be productive at home. Zesty lemon and agave provide a bright, energizing atmosphere to clear the air. • Butt Naked (Tropical Staycation) Who needs to go out when your house smells like a vacation? A fun, fruity cocktail of honeydew melon, strawberries, and pears. • Fresh Cut Roses (Indoor Garden) Bring the outdoors in so you don't have to actually go outside. A true, deep floral scent that smells exactly like a fresh bouquet of roses.