Christmas / Card / Krampus / Funny / Hilarious / Gothic / Goth / Unique / Krampusnacht / Holiday / Geeky / Xmas / Horror / Dark / Greeting Front: "Have a very merry Christmas!" Inside : "...OR ELSE." Inflict your strange & unusual sense of humor on unsuspecting friends & family this season with this DreaDful Holiday greeting card! I write them all myself, and use my art for the fronts, so it's safe to say, NO ONE else will have a card like this. Yours will be unique memorable, maybe even a little TOO memorable. It's important to read the INSIDE of all of my cards to get the full picture. All of my DreaDful greeting cards are 5x7 inches, come with a lovely red envelope and the inside leaves plenty of room for writing.