Wholesale Bless This Shitshow Embroidery Kit | Funatic

This suspiciously wholesome embroidery kit features delicate red and blue lettering, dainty little flowers, and the kind of energy that says, “Yes, my life is a flaming circus tent, but at least it’s decorative.” The crisp white background makes the chaos feel classy, while the phrase “Bless This Shitshow” ties it all together like a bow on a dumpster fire. Included: a 6" bamboo hoop, printed fabric, floss in just-pretty-enough colors, two needles (in case you rage-bend one), a threader, and instructions that assume you’ve either done this before or you’re good at winging it. Whether you're embracing the mess or just looking for something to stab while everything around you implodes, this is your craft therapy with a floral finish. Makes a perfect gift for anyone who’s somehow still functioning.