Wholesale Still Alive • Funny Cork Plant Mat

A best-selling sarcastic cork plant mat designed for customers who love plants but refuse to take them too seriously. Perfect for shops with clean aesthetics, modern home goods, and subtle humor. Made from durable cork to protect furniture from water rings, soil stains, and plant overflow. A fast-moving impulse item for gift shops, plant stores, and millennial-focused boutiques. Why retailers love it: Understated humor broadens customer base Strong impulse buy under $20 retail Minimalist design - fits endless decor styles Great add-on at checkout or near houseplants Details: Material - Natural cork Water-resistant + lightweight Designed and printed in the USA Rounded corners Graphic burned into cork so it'll never fade! Choose from 3 approximate sizes :: ≈ 4" x .25" ≈ 8" x .4" ≈ 10" x .4" •Choose from over 30 sayings (Don't see what you're looking for? Custom requests wanted!!):: ≈ ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD ≈ BITCH BETTER HAVE MY WATER ≈ BOOKS. PLANTS. CATS. ≈ CAT SURVIVOR ≈ CURRENT HYPERFIXATION ≈ DRAMA. ≈ EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PLANT ≈ FEELING CUTE. MIGHT DIE LATER. ≈ FREAKING DYING ≈ GOD FORBID A GIRL HAVE A HOBBY ≈ HOT GIRLS HAVE PLANTS AND A THERAPIST ≈ HOT GIRLS HAVE TOO MANY HOBBIES ≈ I'M LOVED TO DEATH ≈ I NEED A DRINK ≈ IN MY CAT SNACK ERA ≈ IT'S GIVING PLANT LADY ≈ JESUS TAKE THE WATERING CAN ≈ JUST DOING HOT GIRL SHIT ≈ JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE ≈ MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY ≈ MILLENNIAL MIDLIFE CRISIS HOBBY ≈ MOM, I AM A RICH MAN. ≈ MY MOM IS A MURDERER ≈ NOTICE EVERYTHING. SAY NOTHING. ≈ PLANTY DROPPER ≈ PRAY FOR ME ≈ PRETEND I'M ALIVE. ≈ STILL ALIVE ≈ THE HORRORS PERSIST BUT SO DO I ≈ THIRST TRAP ≈ THIRSTY AF ≈ THIRSTY BITCH ≈ THIS BITCH IS TRYING TO KILL ME ≈ YOU'RE DOING GREAT, BITCH