This humorous card is perfect for any anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day to express love, celebrating the most important accomplishment of relationships to date, maintaining them! Made from high-quality card stock and coated with a beautiful matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and a sturdy feel. The card is blank inside, allowing you to personalize your message. Measuring 5" x 7", this card is the perfect size to send in the included kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock. Sleazy Greetings will help support the maintenance of your high-quality relationship (and what could be more important than that?) with this hilarious card. - Perfect gift for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or significant other - Blank Inside - Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock. - Large 5 x 7 inch greeting card - Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish - UPC barcode on back of card - Packaged and sealed in reusable clear plastic sleeve - Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper