OUTSIDE:  "I Love You more than Zack Morris loves Kelly Kapowski, more than Ron Swanson loves meat, more than Jerry Springer loves paternity tests, more than Sloth loves Baby Ruths, more than Madonna loves pretending to be British, more than Jim Gaffigan loves Hot Pockets, more than Sarah McLachland loves sad dogs, more than Instagrammers love selfie sticks, more than Dwight loves beets, bears, and Battlestar Galactica, more than Napoleon Dynamite loves Ligers, More than the Kardashians love their mirrors, more than Hobbits love second breakfast, more than Jimmy Fallon loves lip synching, more than Martha Stewart loves good things, more than Richard Simmons loves making old people sweat, more than Homer loves donuts, more than Miley loves sticking her tongue out, more than MacGyver loves duct tape, more than Trekkies love to live long and prosper, more than Donald Trump loves combing over. INSIDE:  Blank so you can write your own sentiments.  We may not have covered them all for you.